Naked women and tools.
Here at Cream HQ we've been learning a lot about the intricacies of search engine optimisation. Yes, I know we're late to that party, and yes I now have a new found respect for people that actually understand such things. Even if they do need to get out more.
Anyhow, if a blog post title like "Naked women and tools" doesn't pick me up a few readers, then nothing will. In the world of Google rankings, my search rating goes down if I neglect to make good on my promise, and talk about naked women and tools.
This gives me the perfect excuse to share a strategy employed by lingerie firm Marisa in Italy. Building contractors often install small windows and viewing holes in site fences, allowing nosey folk to see what's taking shape behind. Normally, a quick peek rewards the viewer with the sight of piles of mud, bags of sand, and builders having a scratch. Only in Italy, would passers-by be treated to the sight of scantily clad women, larking about with tools and bits of wood, supposedly engaged in the construction of a new lingerie store.
So in the interest of my Google search ranking, here are some naked women and tools. Italy really is another planet. This lot are probably all politicians.