Probably not a sentence I will ever write again.

Natural media company CURB has submitted a picture of its latest team member, Malinky the Kinkajou, reading Cream's book of innovators, No Apples. CURB was featured in the book of the 100 most innovative companies alongside the likes of Intel, Nike, Spotify, Philips, Amazon and Red Bull.

He was, allegedly "adopted last month after being contacted by his zoo in need of a helping hand."

"The poor blighter got caught up in a cocaine import scandal into the UK and up until recently has been finding hard to deal with coming off the stuff.  (Well he did virtually live in a box with hundreds of kilos of the white stuff for several days)." 

"He now lives in a zoo in Middlesex and was on deaths door when they found him living within the shipments, he was obviously was very keen to find out what we had been up to as he is still getting used to all the natural media craziness."

You can get your own copy of the book featuring the Cream 100 here.

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