Australia - the country that gave us some of the greatest soap operas of the 20th century not to mention Baz Lurman, Hugh Jackman and the Minogues D & M. It's also the country which gave birth to a touring stage show that was a hen party staple some years ago - Puppetry of the Penis.

Quite what the antipodean fascination is with male genitalia is I'm not sure, although that preoccupation was put to bizarre use in a video ad for a new radio station. I can't embed the video here, for reasons of taste and decency (and I'm nothing if not tasteful and decent!). 

However, if you really want to see a bizarre singing penis on a Friday, who am I to stop you, click away - although I'd make sure your boss isn't anywhere nearby.